Straight White Boy Problem #385
*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
Peeta Mellark and Johanna Mason portraits posted by Capitol Couture
I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name?
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
lets tell scary stories (puts flashlight under face and whispers) heteronormativity