the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
MENTION ONE DIRECTION ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
I’m struggling right now.
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
because i can
ill show them this post at my photo op for lacon and ask if we could do something similar
my favorite picture of me
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
What was your favorite moment on set if you could pick one highlight?
erotic pictures of my otp
cute pictures of my otp
sad pictures of my otp
pictures of my otp
♡ you walk out of starbucks with your just bought frappuccino. harry rushes out of nowhere and knocks it out of your hand. you’re about to go for your first job interview when you go to start the car it doesnt turn on. harry rushes across your yard holding your car battery laughing. you’re about…
THE FUVKINH CABBAGE PATCH